White squirrel power
The town of Brevard, N.C., is holding a White Squirrel Festival over the Memorial Day weekend. The small Western North Carolina town claims to be the home of the white squirrel.
While the festival has music, drink and dance, the main focus seems to be the centered around the pigment-challenged little rodent.
Squirrels cost Clemson $100,000 a year
According to numerous reports, Clemson University has a major squirrel problem.
The Charleston The Post and Courier reports that squirrels are three times more prevalent on the Clemson campus than in normal wooded area, causing numerous problems including damage to trees.
Britney: I don’t eat squirrels
According to a recent AFP article, Britney Spears had denied eating squirrels.
Spears ranked the “TOP 75 BULLS#!T Britney Spears stories reported in the media this year.” No. 56 is Britney’s biography increases squirrel meat sales.
Britney Spears spurs squirrel meat sales
According to a new biography, pop singer Britney Spears grew up in Louisiana on squirrel meat hunted by her dad, Jaime. Now her fans are following in her footsteps and grabbing up squirrel meat.
Apparently squirrels, possums, and other roadkill were popular in Britney’s trailer park in Louisiana. Her fans are reading about it in her biography, titled “Britney: Inside The Dream”, by British author Steve Dennis, and following in the blond nutcase’s footsteps.