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Comment on Britney: I don’t eat squirrels by Bones_665

Bones_665 — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:11:20 +0000

I too am a P.E.T.A. member…
People Eating Tasty Animals

Comment on Squirrels cost Clemson $100,000 a year by Seattle Pest Control

Seattle Pest Control — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:40:24 +0000

Your blog gave me good grounds for reflection. I appreciate it.

Comment on Britney: I don’t eat squirrels by Payton Butler

Payton Butler — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:56:49 +0000

my brother and i are members of PETA, we really want to support animal rights. `.~

Comment on White squirrel power by Babs

Babs — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:32:00 +0000

Well maybe they could get some fat from your arms, Barbarah. only if you want to risk having awkward arms. either way, you’re screwed. i’d go for the belly fat. that way you could cover it up with a t-shirt.

Your friend,
Babs

Comment on White squirrel power by barbrah

barbrah — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:25:24 +0000

thanks for all the tips, Babs. i think this will help, alot… and as for the cocaine in the walnuts, that sounds like a brilliant idea! i’ll call up Ragzz right away. maderma usually helps with the usual scar like from wart removals and acne scars but it hasn’t worked from my squirrel attack! i can’t for the life of me figure out why! and i already have limited skin on my butt because of my shark attack(tramatic experience) and i’m not sure if they ccould make it look natural and even if they took another layer off. i will definately talk to dermatologist about it and see what he thinks though.
thanks pal,
Barbrah;)

Comment on White squirrel power by Babs

Babs — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:16:10 +0000

“is there any tips and suggestions on how to handle my fear of squirrels? and also any medication to heal scars?”

Well, Barabarah, it took me a while to get over the fear i had of squirrels. but i soon realized there would be no recovery. i’ll always have an undying fear of those wretched creatures. so i decided to kill every one i encountered. (or at least try to) try going to your local drug dealer and order a nice batch of cocaine. slip that into a walnut and leave it out for it to eat. i’m sure he’ll end up dead in a matter of minutes.

p.s. try mederma for those nasty scars.

p.s.s. they also do a surgery where you can get the skin from your butt and put it on your face to cover the scars…at least that’s what my friend, nancy said.

Your welcome,
Babs

Comment on White squirrel power by barbrah

barbrah — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:05:20 +0000

once upon a time when i was about the age of 5 i was working ever so hardly in my paw’s barn and out of the clear blue sky comes one of them flying squirrels and latched onto my face. well i remained pretty calm for the situation but the trama and aftermath of this experience has physically and mentally scarred me for a lifetime. is there any tips and suggestions on how to handle my fear of squirrels. and also any medication to heal scars? please help me. this fear is greatly effecting not olnly me but everyone around me.
thanks
barbrah

Comment on White squirrel power by Babs

Babs — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 03:59:26 +0000

I have this frisky squirrel in my backyard that i swear peeks on me when i’m changing. i saw him about an hour ago looking at me through my window. it’s vicious and has the fangs of a coabra. saliva was pouring from it’s mouth. i almost pooped myself. i went to my kitchen and put some of my adderall in a walnut and out it on my window ledge. then it ate it and got reeeeeallly vicious. it jumped through the window and bit me on my butt and my pinky toe. that son ofagun.

Comment on Britney: I don’t eat squirrels by Farmer Bob

Farmer Bob — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:29:52 +0000

I love dead animals. Is there anything more beautiful than a squirrel with a pellet in its forehead.

Comment on Squirrels cost Clemson $100,000 a year by Barbara

Barbara — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 18:08:30 +0000

Distructive little critters this web site is so true. When I had a retiree living with me he was picking them off with a pellet gun, and pretty good at it. I have fruit trees and the critters are destroying my pares that are not even done growin. They chew them open and eat the seeds and discard the rest on the ground. I think someone should build a squrrel zapper. Some sort of cone that wraps around the tree made with a small enough mesh that they have to get to the top to reach the tree. Ok this should have enough of an electrical charge that once all four feet are on the metal they get zapped. Squrrels are somewhat lazy thay tend to go for the easy food. I think they would leave that tree alone after a few zaps. Of course if it is possible to get enough of a zap to kill them I’d be all for that!