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		<title>Britney: I don&#8217;t eat squirrels</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://deadsquirrel.com/wp-content/uploads/britney11-23.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-49" style="margin: 10px;" title="britney11-23" src="http://deadsquirrel.com/wp-content/uploads/britney11-23-218x300.jpg" alt="" width="95" height="131" /></a>According to a recent AFP article, Britney Spears had denied eating squirrels.
Spears ranked the "TOP 75 BULLS#!T Britney Spears stories reported in the media this year."  No. 56 is Britney's biography increases squirrel meat sales.]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears spurs squirrel meat sales</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/103049/Brit-fans-nuts-for-squirrel-/"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-8" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;" title="britney_squirrel" src="http://deadsquirrel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/britney_squirrel-150x150.png" alt="britney_squirrel" width="150" height="150" /></a>According to a new biography, pop singer Britney Spears grew up in Louisiana on squirrel meat hunted by her dad, Jaime. Now her fans are following in her footsteps and grabbing up squirrel meat.
Apparently squirrels, possums, and other roadkill were popular in Britney's trailer park in Louisiana. Her fans are reading about it in her biography, titled "Britney: Inside The Dream", by British author Steve Dennis, and following in the blond nutcase's footsteps.]]></description>
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